According to the official debate transcript, our duly
selected President of the United States of America can't seem
to tell the difference between these two men shown to the left.
BUSH: "Let me see where to start here.
"First, the National Journal named Senator Kennedy the most liberal
senator of all. And that's saying something in that bunch. You might
say that took a lot of hard work..."
Dubya's obvious confusion between Senator John Kerry and Senator
Ted Kennedy may help to explain why he also has had such a
terrible time distinguising between these two men. Shown just to
the right is that old war ally from the mujahideen and old
business partner of the entire Bush family, the
arch-nemisis of the cowardly 9-11 attacks... "Osama Been
Forgotten"! And just to the right of that "evil old Osama" is that
other old war ally and business partner (at least,
just prior to Gulf War I, that is!), and (if you believe Dick Cheney) the
mastermind behind the mastermind of the 9-11 attacks...
Saddam Hussein!
See, George?! It's like a whole other bad guy!
Say what you want, but I think that I am onto something here! Maybe the
whole war in Iraq thing was just a case of mistaken identity?