Kerry? Kennedy? Wha?

THIS is a photo of
Senator TED KENNEDY ...on the other hand
THIS is a photo of
Senator JOHN KERRY According to the official debate transcript, our duly selected President of the United States of America can't seem to tell the difference between these two men shown to the left.

BUSH: "Let me see where to start here.

"First, the National Journal named Senator Kennedy the most liberal senator of all. And that's saying something in that bunch. You might say that took a lot of hard work..."

Dubya's obvious confusion between Senator John Kerry and Senator Ted Kennedy may help to explain why he also has had such a terrible time distinguising between these two men. Shown just to the right is that old war ally from the mujahideen and old business partner of the entire Bush family, the arch-nemisis of the cowardly 9-11 attacks... "Osama Been Forgotten"! And just to the right of that "evil old Osama" is that other old war ally and business partner (at least, just prior to Gulf War I, that is!), and (if you believe Dick Cheney) the mastermind behind the mastermind of the 9-11 attacks... Saddam Hussein!
THIS is a photo of
President Reagan's ally
OSAMA BEEN FORGOTTEN THIS is a photo of
Reagan's OTHER ally
SADDAM 'WMD' HUSSEIN
See, George?! It's like a whole other bad guy!    

Say what you want, but I think that I am onto something here! Maybe the whole war in Iraq thing was just a case of mistaken identity?